COPS

Have you ever been pulled over by the police for a minor traffic violation? It is a not so pleasant experience to say the least, but if you get pulled over in Ft Worth, TX it might be a little more unpleasant.

I just found out about this and felt obligated to share with everyone due to my love for law enforcement. Apparently back in 2007, a guy was pulled over for a minor traffic violation and the officer went to the door of the driver to get his information. The cop said that the driver was reaching for a gun and pulled the driver from the car and slammed his face onto the car, breaking the driver's nose.

To the officer's surprise, turns out that the driver was deaf and just trying to get his ID so the officer would realize that he could not effectively communicate with him. The driver was awarded $50,000 due to the incident.

In my opinion, the money is not enough. The officer should have his nose busted on a car, get kicked in the nuts and have to wear a special uniform that has "DipShit" on the front and back. This way, if you are pulled over, you will be aware that it is officer DipShit you are dealing with and you can contact your banker to let him know that you will be receiving a large sum of cash soon!

Ode to John Daly

I am so tired of the typical golf player. They are in perfect shape and perfectly manicured. They never speak out of turn and certainly show no emotion whether winning or losing. And then there is the man, the myth, the legend...John Daly.

Daly is almost finished with his PGA suspension, and he made his presence known at the most prestigious tournament in golf-The Masters. John is not playing, as he is suspended, awesome, but is there still making a buck. How, you might ask? He is selling hats, t-shirts and golf towels out of his RV across the street from Augusta National. Awesome! John has more fans than the majority of the field playing in the tournament while he has not won in years. Again, awesome!

John has been known to cuss, smoke, drink and throw fits on the PGA Tour...kinda sounds like me on a Saturday golf outing with the boys. John is now making a comeback. He has lost over 40 pounds since February and will be back on tour in no time. I can't wait to see what happens next.

Please don't change John, grip it and rip it, then toss back a cold one!